One interesting fact is sloths only poop once a week and when they finally poop, it's a huge amount like taco bell amount. When sloths relax, their muscles retract so that's why when they sleep, they don't fall off because their muscles are contracted. Another weird thing is that it can take almost a month for a sloth to digest its food. It’s common for sloths to die of starvation because of this. Thanks college!
Have some dad jokes:
What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field
Where do you learn to make ice cream? Sunday school
Can't think about a good joke at the moment or a catchy phrase, neither do I just want to google one. So I'll just hope that my luck is enough to win the giveaway :D
In the meantime I can spread some love to everyone reading this ;)